We’re here to sell lubricants, Bob!

Двама търговци и Дани Де Вито :)

Do you love me, Larry?

D-Do I love you?

Yeah.

Well, it depends on what you mean, Phil.

I mean…

If you’re asking, am I willing
to have your children, well, then, no,
I probably don’t love you.

Why do you ask?

It’s just a question.

How could I not love you?
You have good hygiene.
You’re a snappy dresser.
You don’t talk with your mouth full.
What’s not to love about that?

Forget it.

“we’ve enjoyed a long
and happy relationship…

I don’t know who I love.

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Who raised… the subject of Jesus, honestly?

At issue, Bob, is not your belief in God… Аt issue is what
we’re here to do.

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It doesn’t matter whether you’re selling Jesus or Buddha… or civil rights… or how to make money in real estate with no money down. That doesn’t make you a human being. It makes you a marketing rep.

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